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Many of you, no doubt, saw the last picture and said: “Orlando, the whole metaphor about a virgin as a wasp-waisted bungee jumper makes sense, but why is she wearing a flower wreath?” To which I can only say: Because it’s her hymen, dudes. Actually, I think this diagram explains just about every question I’ve ever had about sexual ethics.

Many of you, no doubt, saw the last picture and said: “Orlando, the whole metaphor about a virgin as a wasp-waisted bungee jumper makes sense, but why is she wearing a flower wreath?”

To which I can only say: Because it’s her hymen, dudes.

Actually, I think this diagram explains just about every question I’ve ever had about sexual ethics.

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