
Aliennurse, Michael Hutter, 2006
Ja, OK, it’s an alien. But at first I thought it was some kind of deformed dragon demon thing.
Anyway, I like her expression. And breast. And painting.
(Source: olderoticart)

In 1974, Gary Gygax produced the game Dungeons and Dragons. Aesthetically, it was very much derived from J.R.R. Tolkein (and other authors who were in turn Tolkein derivatives). But structurally, it was a radically new genre: a “board game” with no board, centered on a story-teller whose story was modified by the players.
I wasn’t even born in ‘74, and by the time I learned about Dungeons and Dragons, it had a spawned a whole slew of its own derivatives: role-playing games. They had also acquired a somewhat noxious reputation as escapist pursuits for geeky white boys (and, in other quarters, Satanic suicide cult demonic wa-wa).
Dungeons and Dragons had (and has) a fairly signature aesthetic, which easily spilled over into the erotic. This drawing is a perfect example.
See! See?! This one is flipped left-to-right. (But it seems to be taken in a mirror, so…)
Also, it’s in German. It’s Goethe.
Marble, for sure, but I don’t know anything else about this magnificent sculpture.
(via schundundschmutz)
This idea has been done to death, but this is a particularly nice version.
(Source: rosiepine, via schundundschmutz)
Another two-for-one! Breasts and snails!
I need to find an image of a pirate snail with breasts torturing a librarian’s cock. Or something.
(via breasts666)

Unless someone can point me to the ring gag picture, this is my last snail. So sad…