
This bothered me, ‘cause that’s a lot of memory. But it’s only 12 images. So OK.
a thousand and one ways to make a man into a thing.
Probably one of the best gifs ever
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OK! OK! No more animals for a long, long time. Promise.
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Many of you, no doubt, saw the last picture and said: “Orlando, the whole metaphor about a virgin as a wasp-waisted bungee jumper makes sense, but why is she wearing a flower wreath?”
To which I can only say: Because it’s her hymen, dudes.
Actually, I think this diagram explains just about every question I’ve ever had about sexual ethics.
In the original Dracula, I think Mina Harker is a schoolteacher, not a librarian, but the fetish is about the same. She was rebooted in the endlessly weird League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, from which someone made this video collage, which TLIT suggested to me. Vampiric badass-ness. Also, a very nice library, though as I recall, it gets destroyed in a shootout. Tssk, Tssk.
I’m pretty sure this GIF is from BeautifulAgony, probably the first open-publishing-style porn site in existence. I’ve only seen the preview—which I love in part because I think I recognize one of the, ummmm, contributers. But the concept is wonderful. Especially for folks who don’t get to masturbate, though I hardly think that that’s the audience they had in mind.
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Today’s theme: minimalism.
(Source: djangomango)

Given the scarcity of images, I would guess clit shields aren’t very common. And given how well steel conducts vibrations, I imagine they aren’t a perfect solution to the problem they aim to address.
But I’m sure they help.
I’m in kind of a collage mode, because no one of these covers really grabs me, but the similarities do.
Piracy lends itself to a romantic stock plot. It’s the capture/rape fantasy, plus the exotic otherworld escapist fantasy, like running off with the gypsies/circus/elves, etc. All rolled up into one big ball of fun. And while it’s very D/s-y and potentially very violent, this sort of cover art suggests that the stories aren’t going to be especially dark. Yeah?
And yes, that’s Fabio. My apologies.