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Many of you, no doubt, saw the last picture and said: “Orlando, the whole metaphor about a virgin as a wasp-waisted bungee jumper makes sense, but why is she wearing a flower wreath?” To which I can only say: Because it’s her hymen, dudes. Actually, I think this diagram explains just about every question I’ve ever had about sexual ethics.

Many of you, no doubt, saw the last picture and said: “Orlando, the whole metaphor about a virgin as a wasp-waisted bungee jumper makes sense, but why is she wearing a flower wreath?”

To which I can only say: Because it’s her hymen, dudes.

Actually, I think this diagram explains just about every question I’ve ever had about sexual ethics.

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Virgins are the new vampires.  Who bungee jump.

Virgins are the new vampires.  Who bungee jump.

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From Dr. Halat’s website. Should I be bothered that his math is completely wrong?  To take the more obvious example, if you have sex with 2 people who’ve each had sex with 2 people, you have been exposed to a minimum of 4 people, not 3 (unless your two partners just happened to have only had sex with each other).  The math gets worse from there… But the man has a microscope and a lab coat, so I shouldn’t complain.

From Dr. Halat’s website.

Should I be bothered that his math is completely wrong?  To take the more obvious example, if you have sex with 2 people who’ve each had sex with 2 people, you have been exposed to a minimum of 4 people, not 3 (unless your two partners just happened to have only had sex with each other).  The math gets worse from there…

But the man has a microscope and a lab coat, so I shouldn’t complain.

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This is not a man dressed as a mad scientist for Halloween.  This is a bona fide mad scientist, one Z Halat, “noxologist”*, creator of such a large and deranged abstinence website that it will take the combined restraint of a hundred bondage fetishists to prevent me from reblogging every single image on it. Personal to Dr. Halat: if you are running a website about virginity, and if your profile picture is plastered all over the website, and if you are holding what is probably a colposcope in your profile picture, and if you don’t want to come across as a total fucking creeper…..maybe you should skip the close-up image of your manly, hymen-checking hands and their high-tech hoodoo. Jes a thought. (* Dr. Halat seems to have invented the term “noxologist”, but the definition on his website is so long and confusing I won’t bother to re-post it.)

This is not a man dressed as a mad scientist for Halloween.  This is a bona fide mad scientist, one Z Halat, “noxologist”*, creator of such a large and deranged abstinence website that it will take the combined restraint of a hundred bondage fetishists to prevent me from reblogging every single image on it.

Personal to Dr. Halat: if you are running a website about virginity, and if your profile picture is plastered all over the website, and if you are holding what is probably a colposcope in your profile picture, and if you don’t want to come across as a total fucking creeper…..maybe you should skip the close-up image of your manly, hymen-checking hands and their high-tech hoodoo.

Jes a thought.

(* Dr. Halat seems to have invented the term “noxologist”, but the definition on his website is so long and confusing I won’t bother to re-post it.)

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