There’s another one. That has got to be just about the most humiliating thing ever. Like a grease gun….brrr…

God, her face. I read it as: if I don’t look, it isn’t happening.
I forgot. It’s inspection time again. I’ll be right there, Sir!!
And then there’s medical stuff. I remember distinctly as a kid, thinking it was so invasive and humiliating that the dentist was going to make me open my mouth and then she could tell if I’d been flossing enough, and judge me accordingly. Ogod.
Like Daisy, I still eroticize dental chairs and dental appointments, OMG.
Thinking about images like this is what gets me through my dental appointments. My dentist is very mild-mannered; I’m glad he can’t see what’s going on in my head.
If I could visit a kink-oriented dentist? Someone who would tie me down, spread my legs, clamp my nipples and crank open my mouth with a gag? That would be so much easier, somehow.
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This is not a man dressed as a mad scientist for Halloween. This is a bona fide mad scientist, one Z Halat, “noxologist”*, creator of such a large and deranged abstinence website that it will take the combined restraint of a hundred bondage fetishists to prevent me from reblogging every single image on it.
Personal to Dr. Halat: if you are running a website about virginity, and if your profile picture is plastered all over the website, and if you are holding what is probably a colposcope in your profile picture, and if you don’t want to come across as a total fucking creeper…..maybe you should skip the close-up image of your manly, hymen-checking hands and their high-tech hoodoo.
Jes a thought.
(* Dr. Halat seems to have invented the term “noxologist”, but the definition on his website is so long and confusing I won’t bother to re-post it.)
He should be more cheerful, they’ve put on sexy uniforms for him.
“Keep it up until the patient ejaculates. That’s how you know he’s had enough.”
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Y’know what’s funny about this picture? I mean, aside from it being a pretty nicely done fake X-ray? I would guess that everyone who sees it assigns a gender to the bottom. I see a male, of course. But unless you’re a physical anthropologist, there can’t possibly be any basis for that except our own predispositions.
Also: my own mouth is 3 3/4” deep. Murre can shove a 7” cock into me up to the hilt. This picture kind of helps me understand where it’s going.
I kind of like the way the canine tooth looks like a tear drop.
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(via trampling)

I love her expression, though (in my obviously-very-distant fantasy of what forced lactation would be like) it is somewhat incongruous that she’s holding the…um, on the farm it would be called teat cups…herself. Surely that’s someone else’s job?
Again, I’m dancing around the actual “librarian” issue here, and just going for the geek-sexy archetype. I think a major tip-of-the-hat goes to Thomas Dolby’s 1982 song (and video) Blinded Me With Science. Around minute 3, in the bridge, is the immortal line “Good heavens Miss Sakamoto, you’re beautiful!”, delivered by actual mad scientist Magnus Pyke. Miss Sakamoto does the obligatory and now iconic glasses-removal hair-shake. And then is seen bending over Dolby in a medical-fetish-POV shot. And then turns into a violin. So I think this qualifies.
Now, this brings up towards contemporary BDSM. The world of kink has a long history of appropriating tropes and fetishes from the larger culture…especially the darker stuff: torture devices, military uniforms, abuse scripts, and so forth.
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So, after I wrote this, Murre has been interested in clarifying my love/hate relationship with different toys, and in particular toys that…ahem…go up my ass. The case in point was bananas: Murre loves fucking me with bananas, and I find it both humiliating and not-so-sexy-by-itself. (Mind you, the fact that she makes me do something I don’t find sexy is itself sexy. Aren’t submissives easy to figure out? Yes we are.)
Hence, I am presenting this easy-to-understand diagram, which contains (more or less top to bottom):
Enema kit
Inflatable butt plug (Never had that happen to me)
Popsicle (NHTHTM)
Icicle
Cock au naturel
Butt plug
Gorgeous strap-on
Peacock feather butt plug (NHTHTM)
Anal beads (NHTHTM)
Ponytail butt plug (NHTHTM)
Anal speculum
Daikon radish
Banana
Carrot
Kumquats
Chain, ouch
Steel ball
Baby Jesus Butt Plug (NHTHTM, and never will)
Obama dildo (NHTHTM, people are weird out there)
Not on this diagram due to afterthought: Fingers, fists, peeled ginger, tampons, ice cubes, vibrating plus, and those weird prostate massage thingies that look like they sat out in the sun for too long.