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I like how cute and happy she looks on the left, and then the iron-maiden faceless-imprisonment no-one-can-hear-you-scream effect on the right.

7 February 2013 • reblog: olderoticart • egypt sculpture female nude shaved sarcophagus iron maiden

With the Egyptian revival aesthetic in the early 20th century, we get Egyptian revival girls. Of course.

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24 January 2013 • reblog: trudymade • egypt nude female 1920s

I’m guessing this is from Mesopatamia, not Egypt, but whatever.

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23 January 2013 • reblog: seeksthenight • female nude architecture ancient

Is there an opposite of the gag reflex? Like, you feel your mouth opening involuntarily?

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Magnificent Male God.

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23 January 2013 • reblog: keithkatsiv • egypt sculpture male cock muscles nude

Ancient Egypt has gone in and out vogue in the West, with some high-water marks in the 1830s and 1920s. I think that erotically, it gives both artists and their audience a sort of free pass on Orientalism, because come on, this civilization has been gone for like 2500 years, so who’s left to offend?

22 January 2013 • reblog: olderoticart • female j f charles 1990s watercolor painting nude egypt architecture orientalism

His clothes are in the washing machine. His shoes should be in the dumpster.

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1 January 2013 • reblog: davesdots • male nude washing machine photo 2010s

And now for some weirdness. Actually, it relates back…

It’s like…put a crouching nude on a tree and they look like giant mushrooms.

Alice in Wonderland fuck-oddities.

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I don’t know where to go with this in my head, what fantasy to create, but I’m intrigued.

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31 July 2012 • reblog: scarlet-fire • WTF nude mushroom tree photo 2010s ass ambiguity

In the past, on this blog, I’m sure I’ve mentioned that child pornography legislation tends to be over-broad and paranoid, and is a stalking horse for other kinds of censorship. Until recently, though, I would have said that anti-child-porn crusades have been sincere: I mean, they’ve been motivated by some real desire to protect children and/or public morality.

Not no more.

The picture above, by Katie Falkenberg, shows the extent of groundwater contamination due to “mountaintop removal” coal mining techniques. It was going to be used in a presentation by anti-coal-mining activist Marie Gunnoe. Bad choice….the coal lobby and their friends in congress have dispatched the police to investigate Gunnoe’s connection to child porn.

Whatever one’s politics re: coal, I think this is a pretty despicable and cynical reaction, and it is probably not the last time we will see such images politicized in ways that have nothing to do with protecting children.

http://www.motherjones.com/blue-marble/2012/06/coal-activist-kiddie-porn

6 June 2012 • bathroom bathtub nude female younger folks politics censorship photo 2010s

Giraffes are ruminants, which if you think about it means they have to puke into their mouths, which are like seven feet above their stomachs. I’m impressed.

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