Yeah.
I’m pretty clear that there are no “Vicuni Indians” in Guatemala, savage or otherwise. And if there were, I doubt they’d be dressed like that. But hey, bondage and nipples can’t be all bad.
The trailer is here. Looks a lot like Burbank.

1985: Virgin Sacrifice Woman in Box
Someone would rather get a peek than keep their sacrificial victim properly restrained. Tsk tsk.
In the wonderful documentary Inside Deep Throat, one of the commenters (maybe it’s Paglia?) notes that in 1972, when Deep Throat was released, oral sex was still fairly taboo. It was mainly the domain of prostitutes and the free-loving youth. By the 1990s, it was so passe that Clinton could argue that it “didn’t count”, and much of the nation would nod their heads in agreement. How times change…

Good morning, Tumblr.
For those of you who may have been doing something more productive with your time, the theme is virginity, and there’s a blog post on the matter up as well.
(Source: olderoticart)
I realize all pirates are supposed to have prosthetics, even space pirates. But this is a little crazy. What exactly is her “breast patch” doing? And if she has a spiky bionic leg, why doesn’t she have a more useful bionic hand? And why is she holding her cigar backwards?
(Source: schundundschmutz)
One of my follower recommended Cutthroat Island during our last round of pirate images. The 1995 film has a special notoriety for being one of the last movies to sink a studio, losing over $100 million. It also has Geena Davis as a female pirate captain, with a bit of implied femdom-i-ness. But Murre and I couldn’t really get into it…
Disneyland Memorial Orgy, 1967, Wally Wood
One last post on censorship….
Wally Wood (of Mad Magazine fame) created this poster in ‘67, long after Disney had established a reputation for suing the pants off anyone who got near their copyright. Disney has since become notorious for lobbying for longer and longer copyright protection terms, their most notable victory being the CTEA of 1998.
Concerned about creating a Streissand Effect, Disney didn’t go after Wally Wood, but they did go after people pirating this poster later on…
Scavenger hunt time! Can you find: